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so fucking pissed off that i’s 1 in morning or id be asking my parents what the FUCK HAPPENED TODAY WHILE I WAS AT WORK!!?!
mom got on dads case about ac in our rooms, she has ac, i don’t.
there was cat puke, i got to the bathroom and theres another fucking cat mess. the wall looks ruined…
im planning for trish to visit…like seriously, i don;t know what the fuck to do…
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN THE SPAN OF SEVEN HOURS? SERIOUSLY!! …
i just wanna fucking cry i’m so pissed off…
Man Stabs Himself, Throws Intestines at Cops
A New Jersey man allegedly cut out his entrails in front of police and then threw bits of his flesh and intestines at them.
The gruesome scene played out at a…
hackensack is kinda… close to me…
well… 
Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.
Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.
The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.
And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.
You’re welcome, and enjoy!
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i need this like FUCKING AIR
Hamlet the Mini Pig Goes Down the Steps To Get To Oatmeal [x]
That’s not going to beat the heat babe, lol. Water.
but it was so cold! and tasted sooo good with my sub. going to dip my head in the hot tub before work.
